Rough Idea "The Egg"

 I have to change my way of writing. I think I should make my keyboard thicker. I had an idea about something but now I forgot. I was more emotional. I think people are creatures of emotion rather than logic. This creates a lot of conflicts because the world doesn't run on emotions, it runs on facts and figures. The thing you believe won’t get you to your goals but your actions and work does. Why am I saying all of this? Because I had a spark of an idea I might say. About photography in the rain. That's a brilliant idea! In my head. Because we tend to think of perfect situations and events for the event to happen when photographing certain emotions. It just won’t happen. 

I am beginning to believe, during photography of course, that people really prefer their photoshopped self over fantasy rather than real ones. No matter what, everything has to look perfect in their photos. Not unrealistic like dragons and aliens but beautifully blown out of proportion. That is why photo manipulation is a thing common amongst people. They want flower petals falling and the sun setting in the distance and a garden full of flowers. And it all has to look realistic. 

7/20/2024

I think to have a childish mind is really important to play. WHat? Work hard and play even harder. Be childlike. Okay I just watched Spongebob on the clamp episode and I realized, nothing makes sense as long as you see the bigger picture or you know, lead your story with one key idea. That’s it and put whatever you think as long as it supports the main idea.  Lets have an experiment where I will follow one idea and cram in every wacky stuff I can think of. 

The EGG

This was something mysterious and I never knew what happened and what’s the reason but you know, I really enjoyed it. The morning breakfast was never the same before. How? Because of the mysterious egg I get in my bed the morning I wake up.

Let’s make this third person. 

Alex would never fuck a chicken, or would he. Naaa. I am trying to make this child friendly so no sex or anything should be involved. I didn’t clearly state my description above. So yaa. Nothing related to sex. Besides that you can do whatever you want with the egg story. 

Okay narrator here, it seems to me that there has been some misunderstanding between me and the creator but this has resolved and we will be continuing with our story of the egg. 

One morning, Alex woke up and saw the egg in his bedside table. First he was amazed and then he was hungry. So he cooked it up and ate it. Next morning there was another. He had to hurry for job so he didn’t care what or who did it. Beside it was a harmless prank and who dose’nt want a free egg. The next morning there was two. This made him think. What’s the limit of these egg. So he just observed and each morning there was an additional egg. 

Shit I know I can continue and I should. Who’s stopping me? I will do it in bullet so it will be easy to catch on. 

• He woke up all night to see where does egg comes from. He dozed off and woke up morning to find 21 of them. 

• The night, he drank coffee to wake him up and he did. Everything was all good but when he came from the washroom and he counted there was 22 of them. 

• He decide to video record the whole process and watch afterwards. The video had nothing to show. It was all static but when he counted them. There was 23 of them. 

• Frustrated. He took all the egg, cooked it in a big pan, called his friends and ate with them. He shared his strange egg story but nobody believed him. 

• He told that there will be an egg tomorrow morning beside his bed table. Intrigued, 2 of his friend decide to stay and observe this strange phenomenon. 

• Lo and behold! There was not one but three eggs waiting for there amazement. I will get to the root of this said Sam. I will have to stay few night with you after I come from my job said Paul. 

• Alex, Sam and Paul were determined to get to the answer so they decided to take turns watching the egg multiply. 

• At night. They glued their eyes to the table. After 2, Alex was feeling drowsy so he went to the kitchen and made coffee for three. When he came back, Sam and Paul were gone and instead there were two chickens laying egg. 

• “Sam! Paul! I got the answer! These chickens were laying egg the whole time. You silly chickens, where did you come from? Sam? Paul? Where are you guys.”

• He put the coffee on the table and began searching for them. While searching he accidentally looked himself in the mirror and saw he has turned into a chicken. 

• Looking at himself in the mirror, he immediately laid an egg out of fear. 

• He took the egg and place beside other eggs. There were now six of them. 

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• Guys, we need to find a way to reverse this curse. Said Alex. but they did not listen and went to sleep. Sam and Paul was not there mentally and also physically because they have turned themselves into chicken. Only Alex was conscious. The two chickens started fighting Alex and while doing so, two of the eggs rolled and cracked it on the floor. A portal was created from the egg yolk and alex decided to find out where it leads. Alex jumped to the portal, followed by Sam and Paul. 

• Kingdom of chickens. 

• They landed on kingdom of chickens where they could speak. Sam and Paul could speak but lost his memory of who they where while alex know everything going on. 

• It was the world of birds who mostly spent time on above the surface on levitating tree branches and tree tops. Some trees were so tall that you could not see it’s top. Those were high class people. Theres fire breathing birds, biomech bird, water holding bird, giant winged bird. Rock solid bird and chickens. Chickens were the lowest class who couldn’t fly. There were several ground types bird but chicken were considered lowest of all because they ate their own egg.